Priceless Gold and Silver

This is like my list of “10 Things That Would Be Different If I Was Rich” instead of being a weird little penniless paranoid recluse whose expensive family and expensive greens fees cruelly devour all my income, preventing me from buying lots and lots of gold, silver and oil as vital protection against the catastrophic inflation that will afflict us, thanks to the horrid Federal Reserve creating excessive amounts of money.
When gold, silver and oil soar to heretofore unthinkably high prices in the inflation, then I could set about achieving the items on my list of “10 Things That Would Be Different If I Was Rich.”